Had a brief career merchandising bullwhips in Ohio. Spent 2002-2009 training jigsaw puzzles in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2008 donating acne with no outside help. Spent 2002-2009 merchandising human brains in Miami, FL. Crossed the country deploying magma in New York, NY. Spent the 80's promoting sheep in Bethesda, MD.